who needs a half million dollars

to learn acupuncture

wtf

@conker. She was stunned, stunned, I tell you. How could they not give that queen the money she desired?

@Destroy the Soy!. Thot motherfuckers with crazy eyes need half a mil for accu

@conker. I have seen that too

That is the art side to it

i am finishing my bio degree with less than 20k

and i dont even need to pay for it

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I mean... Could we somehow exploit that scheme? Like creating a fake university and getting some ppl to sign up with 500k
And then all together leave the country after we have like 10 ppl
And never to be seen again? XD

we making another trump uni?

Lets get it

ill start an egg freezing course

Na I mean I'd be OK to actually use red pill guys who want to leave the US anyway...

They sign up... And then disappear anyway

They get like 50% of the gains...

500 K and her age means she fucked around for a loooong time before finishing the degree

I'm better +- 70 K a year

Bitch will be on r/datingafter40 begging

Hey guys, off topic but, I just wanted to thank everyone here for helping me figure shit out in a time of need.

Thanks.

Nah she will be blaming men and looking for the right man

She already did

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-15/jon-corzine-accepts-regulatory-ban-part-his-600-million-wall-street-comeback

@conker why leave

Just stay

With her looks she'll search a veeeeery loooong time <:lolz:480186121897377792>

If youre an investor, welcome to MF Global 2.0

As long as you don't hide the lack of accreditation and do it right then it's perfectly legal

Na I mean the guys who otherwise would need to pay back the loans

They just disappear to SEA like they wanted anyway

She can leave the US too, but they will garnish her social security for the amount

As if she has so much social security xD

Not that she will have paid into it that much

Yeah

She probably has a deficit right now. Women are not the net taxpayers

Definitely

They can't garnish what doesn't exist

Hey... 500k
With that I could start like 5 businesses, even fail 4 times and still have one working one 😜

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500 K usd is a solid chunk of money man