creepy pasta

Isn't it used for taking out cars tho?

Are you hunting furries?

Or skinwalkers?

13 ft tall furries

I wouldn't worry about it

Yikes.

Something like that.

Anyway, hammock time.

I'm not interested in consciousness anymore today.

Nah you wouldn't need a beowolf. Skinwalkers won't do anything

What is a skin walker?

It's not a skinwalker, it's a nephilim.

Like a werewolf

I don't know what a nephilim is but coolio

giant bastard children of angels and human women.

It would actually be kind of neat to fire a beowolf. Probably not great for the wallet though

Damn women making nephilims and sheeeeit

How come they always hang the dude for the women being hoes

How about you hang the hoe for being a hoe

thotties be thotting

Do you ever fondle your guns

No.

Oh

That's weird.

Lame

You're weird.

I'm tired.

Alright goodnight

🖕

Oh how pleasant

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I'm a true *gentleman*

You should diet. Maybe the keto stuff would fix your mood

Maybe. That's a good idea.

I like these rare occasions when your two brain cells come into near orbit.

I like those times when you decide to not act like a guy who'd own an H&K

I wonder if there was a time when H&K wasn't cancer