Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang watta watta bing bang

Beowulf? That's a weapon?

Yikes

That bitch got some kick

Yeah, .50 pistol rounds in an AR body

@Xychotic beowolf be the biggest gay of cartridges

Beowolf is peak mall ninja

^

I like how you're ignoring what kind of scenario anyone would need that.

creepy pasta

Isn't it used for taking out cars tho?

Are you hunting furries?

Or skinwalkers?

13 ft tall furries

I wouldn't worry about it

Yikes.

Something like that.

Anyway, hammock time.

I'm not interested in consciousness anymore today.

Nah you wouldn't need a beowolf. Skinwalkers won't do anything

What is a skin walker?

It's not a skinwalker, it's a nephilim.

Like a werewolf

I don't know what a nephilim is but coolio

giant bastard children of angels and human women.

It would actually be kind of neat to fire a beowolf. Probably not great for the wallet though

Damn women making nephilims and sheeeeit

How come they always hang the dude for the women being hoes

How about you hang the hoe for being a hoe

thotties be thotting

Do you ever fondle your guns

No.

Oh

That's weird.

Lame

You're weird.

I'm tired.

Alright goodnight