lol
good one
if you don't like crayons then go to the air force or navy and have a 500 taxpayer dollar filet
i aint got the money to buy my way into that i work on a farm for cryin out loud
aight then join the army
as long as i can see boom booms and pew pews im happy
maybe artillery
thats a big boom boom
I dont know if you can choose what type of soldier you are tho
depends on how i do on my asvap
im taking that mid november
ok
can you just choose what you want on it?
asvap is mor of a placement test that tells you what your good at
im good at home made explosives and long range shooting
https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-woah-hold-up-wait-gif-5693923
explosives?
HOME MADE EXPLOSIVES?
4th of july is a little crazy up here
isn't that like... ILLEGAL?
no
dont answer that
very legal
any
anyway
you'd prolly be good as special forces
sniper and ordinance
you just tie a bunch of fireworks together facing opposite ways and run
okay
its not that illegal
not illegal at all
I'm joking my man
the next best thing is tanerite and gunpowder
yeah special forces seems best
maybe
that seems a bit too adventurous though
i was looking at para rescue jumper
