oof

thats too close to new york

like half of the people here work at fidelity investments

nah

its 7 hours from NYC

1 hour to Boston though

its 7 hours too fairbanks

wow

4 if im driving

thats a long ways away

only 369 miles

i biked it last summer

that's still 6 at 60

BIKED IT

ITS ALASKA

yea

what about cold

and bears

glock 40

but

bears are big

and it gets to 90 degrees in the summer

wow

and my balls are bigger

90 is good

well

90 isnt good

how cold does it get where you live?

-40

-30 in january nights here

not that bad

oh boy

-40

*when almost every city is an hour or more away from you because you live in Texas*

do cars freeze up?

the worst i have been in -86

and yea my car freezes

-86

what

yea

that's close to the record low for earth