I'm like 2nd percentile height

shes 4'9

lol hold up

4 9

and 16

that is depressing

I'm taller than my history teacher's fiance

dont ask god looked at her and said no shelfs for you

lmao

putting something on the top of the fridge always stopped me from getting to it

when she makes me upset i put her electronics on top of the fridge

until I started climbing up

lol

I hop onto the countertop to get to the measuring cups and plates

haha

i feel like I'm doing parkour on the top of a skyscraper

i do something called reach straight out and grab it

lucky

I need a stepladder to unload my dryer

I cant even use a brush to brush off snow from the top of the car

its not easy being small

nope

especially in my line of work

plus

Its good being small in some cases

crawlspaces

I can stand inside crawlspaces

which is nice

crawl space?

and

thats it

I dont know if you guys call it a crawl space

places under the deck and stuff

thats the garage

places where the ceiling is less than 4 feet

Crawlspace, yeah.

nah the garage is like 20 feet tall

exactly

our deck is 22 feet tall

wow

haha