okay

yeah sorry its hard to tell if someone is sarcastic without seeing their face lol

yea

I've been to louisiana

lots of fat people down there

shrimp

yup

fried catfish

mhmmm

i dont blame people there for being fat

such good food

yea

beignets

mm

im a normal skinny redneck

good

im 5'11 and 150 pounds

our delicacy where I live is lobster

wow 150

😂

its all muscle

I'm absolutely tiny 4 10 it is sad

your taller than my girlfriend

I'm like 2nd percentile height

shes 4'9

lol hold up

4 9

and 16

that is depressing

I'm taller than my history teacher's fiance

dont ask god looked at her and said no shelfs for you

lmao

putting something on the top of the fridge always stopped me from getting to it

when she makes me upset i put her electronics on top of the fridge

until I started climbing up

lol

I hop onto the countertop to get to the measuring cups and plates

haha

i feel like I'm doing parkour on the top of a skyscraper

i do something called reach straight out and grab it

lucky