My first day I did pushups in someone else's vomit. People were slipping and falling all over the place. It was awesome

I got pneumon and an infection in the heart while at service

The pneumonia caused the infection after I got back into action.

@Ironman Everyone thought it was shin splints at first. Found out it was stress fractures after I went on to AIT. I almost cried like a little girl with a skinned knee after that last APFT. Yeah, I remember the pushups in vomit. We'd have to drink the 2 QT canteen, then immediately get smoked.

They made us drink a full 2qt canteen at the adjunct general, then one in the CTA, then one in our barracks.

That sounds pretty rough, @Krampus Sniper Colt

Then we side straddle hopped until the floor was sticky

LOL

@Deleted User Well it wasn't any fun either.

I'd bet not. Didn't put you out for long, did it?

Well it did screw my service but I finished it

@Ironman I still remember first shower drill around the killzone. Nothing like hearing "Half right, FACE!" while you're in a room with 59 other guys all wearing only towels. Every shred of dignity left after that point. I think that was the point I realized I hated the supine bicycle.

If I was to join the US military, I'd probably be just fine.

Half right, face. Front leaning rest position, move. In cadence. Exercise. 1, 2, 3. My buddy fucked me. Wanna go home. Not motivated. Wah, wah, wah.

Heh heh. I remember those boys from my time as well

Still use the term "Blue Falcon" to this day.

I do too.

Lol

What is that?

Buddy fucker

Ah ok

We call those canteen pissers

bruh i wish i could leave

What is stopping you?

@Deleted User

im not 18 and i cant drive

and i dont know anyone who lives in the states that would let me crash on their couch for a while

Especially a minor

Ah. That explains

yea i would take out a loan and live in a tank bruh try and break in

cant do that here and even have a semi auto shotgun soon

Well? Are you gonna allow that to happen or bend over like an good Canuck?

for now i am until i am a legel adult and can own a tank

but lol i can drink before you can

Nah boy. I've drank since I was 18

haram

Kuole

non

You're late once again

sorry forgive me