Message from @OffensiveTaco

Discord ID: 726348725978398791


2020-06-27 00:00:00 UTC  

Ehehehe

2020-06-27 00:00:02 UTC  

Quite

2020-06-27 00:00:05 UTC  

<:TrumpSmile:720121948088041513>

2020-06-27 00:00:31 UTC  

Noice

2020-06-27 00:00:45 UTC  

Do you play anything?

2020-06-27 00:01:13 UTC  

Ah

2020-06-27 00:01:32 UTC  

<:ScreamingLiberal:720120350947541065>

2020-06-27 00:06:46 UTC  

It's similar to Roblox but better

2020-06-27 00:06:59 UTC  

And less childish ish

2020-06-27 00:07:24 UTC  

It's a zombie survival game but there are also mods and modded servers and such

2020-06-27 03:16:31 UTC  

Some one hacked my Roblox account 😂

2020-06-27 03:16:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/726274758412468355/unknown.png

2020-06-27 03:17:49 UTC  

imagine playing roblox

2020-06-27 03:18:34 UTC  

I haven't in a while. I got a msg on snapchat from a friend asking why I sent them a tutorial and I saw my avatar changed

2020-06-27 03:22:49 UTC  

The greatest idea ever

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/726276325320425553/ak47_bacon.gif

2020-06-27 03:23:04 UTC  

I agree

2020-06-27 05:17:04 UTC  

Mhmmm the smell of powder smoking on my bacon

2020-06-27 05:17:12 UTC  

Smokin'!

2020-06-27 07:16:14 UTC  

Lmao perfect for a war scenario. Cooking your bacon while smoking some taliban

2020-06-27 08:05:35 UTC  

> Lmao perfect for a war scenario. Cooking your bacon while smoking some taliban
@OffensiveTaco

Oh boy i have some soviet stories to tell you

2020-06-27 08:10:31 UTC  

And oh boy am i interested

2020-06-27 08:32:27 UTC  

So its 1982, in Afghanistan. A Soviet soldier, lets call him Ivan, is doing a patrol with his team. He uses a PK 7.62mm machine gun. So the guy is cooking his MRE during lunch, and they have some bacon. Bacon is from pork so its haram there. Suddenly, the Mujahideen (Taliban) start firing at him. So he just takes his bacon, wraps it around the barrel of his gun like in the video, and starts firing back. So the terrorists see this with their binoculars, but they cant do shit because the PK is obliterating them. And then his buddy incapacitates one of the terrorists. They take this guy to Bagram for interrogation and prison after fending the remaining Mujahideen off. So the terrorist is in the prison cell, Ivan gives the terrorist some bacon. The terrorist gets really pissed, like an sjw, but cant do shit.

To make it short , ivan trolled a terrorist.

2020-06-27 08:33:18 UTC  

Good story?

2020-06-27 08:44:19 UTC  

That's nice

2020-06-27 09:37:06 UTC  

Ivan needs the highest awards

2020-06-27 14:29:17 UTC  

Ivan needs a raise

2020-06-27 14:31:01 UTC  

I'd like to request a $3000 bonus so I can get acquainted with a new ak-platform rifle at a shooting range

2020-06-27 14:58:10 UTC  

Australian gun laws make me sad

2020-06-27 15:40:14 UTC  

yep

2020-06-27 16:15:17 UTC  

@OffensiveTaco thought taliban use AKs

2020-06-27 16:15:34 UTC  

Unless your a russian soilder going after them

2020-06-27 16:15:50 UTC  

Guess it would be cooking bacon on a M 16

2020-06-27 16:44:07 UTC  

Just got my AKM parts kit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/726477977923223592/20200627_114536.jpg

2020-06-27 16:44:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/726478113315356692/20200627_114025.jpg

2020-06-27 17:10:51 UTC  

nice

2020-06-27 18:17:28 UTC  

That's cool, anyone else planning to go to a range if any are open your state or country

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/726501471465766922/20200627_135201.jpg

2020-06-27 18:19:51 UTC  

@Diabeł Boruta you remind me of this guy

2020-06-27 18:20:25 UTC  

I'm planning to visit some land my family rents to hunt on to pew pew on the 4th 🇺🇲

Nothing more American then celebrating our independence then shooting guns and blowing things up.

2020-06-27 18:21:49 UTC  
2020-06-27 18:23:49 UTC  

@Luckay in today's world

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/726503068987949126/20200626_203634.jpg