Message from @Tsar Vladimir Putin

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2020-06-27 08:32:27 UTC  

So its 1982, in Afghanistan. A Soviet soldier, lets call him Ivan, is doing a patrol with his team. He uses a PK 7.62mm machine gun. So the guy is cooking his MRE during lunch, and they have some bacon. Bacon is from pork so its haram there. Suddenly, the Mujahideen (Taliban) start firing at him. So he just takes his bacon, wraps it around the barrel of his gun like in the video, and starts firing back. So the terrorists see this with their binoculars, but they cant do shit because the PK is obliterating them. And then his buddy incapacitates one of the terrorists. They take this guy to Bagram for interrogation and prison after fending the remaining Mujahideen off. So the terrorist is in the prison cell, Ivan gives the terrorist some bacon. The terrorist gets really pissed, like an sjw, but cant do shit.

To make it short , ivan trolled a terrorist.

2020-06-27 08:33:18 UTC  

Good story?

2020-06-27 08:44:19 UTC  

That's nice

2020-06-27 09:37:06 UTC  

Ivan needs the highest awards

2020-06-27 14:29:17 UTC  

Ivan needs a raise

2020-06-27 14:31:01 UTC  

I'd like to request a $3000 bonus so I can get acquainted with a new ak-platform rifle at a shooting range

2020-06-27 14:58:10 UTC  

Australian gun laws make me sad

2020-06-27 15:40:14 UTC  

yep

2020-06-27 16:15:17 UTC  

@OffensiveTaco thought taliban use AKs

2020-06-27 16:15:34 UTC  

Unless your a russian soilder going after them

2020-06-27 16:15:50 UTC  

Guess it would be cooking bacon on a M 16

2020-06-27 16:44:07 UTC  

Just got my AKM parts kit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/726477977923223592/20200627_114536.jpg

2020-06-27 16:44:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/726478113315356692/20200627_114025.jpg

2020-06-27 17:10:51 UTC  

nice

2020-06-27 18:17:28 UTC  

That's cool, anyone else planning to go to a range if any are open your state or country

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/726501471465766922/20200627_135201.jpg

2020-06-27 18:19:51 UTC  

@Diabeł Boruta you remind me of this guy

2020-06-27 18:20:25 UTC  

I'm planning to visit some land my family rents to hunt on to pew pew on the 4th 🇺🇲

Nothing more American then celebrating our independence then shooting guns and blowing things up.

2020-06-27 18:21:49 UTC  
2020-06-27 18:23:49 UTC  

@Luckay in today's world

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/726503068987949126/20200626_203634.jpg

2020-06-27 18:24:03 UTC  

Bane from batman

2020-06-27 18:24:04 UTC  

🤣

2020-06-27 18:27:15 UTC  

@Stargatemaster96 gonna be a full moon and a buck moon on the 4th too!

2020-06-27 19:17:55 UTC  

I wonder if an AK47 Would be able to fire this type of round without immediately exploding

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/726516682952015912/20200627_151426.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/726516683690475580/20200627_151409.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/726516684227346452/20200627_151644.jpg

2020-06-27 19:18:47 UTC  

Only one way to find out my friend @Diabeł Boruta 😆

2020-06-27 19:26:59 UTC  

I'm going to modify my ak to this caliber and fire it at full auto

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/726518964833878056/tenor.gif

2020-06-27 19:27:20 UTC  

Ah shit

2020-06-27 19:27:42 UTC  

i would like to know how to make such a rifle

2020-06-27 19:29:52 UTC  

@Tsar Vladimir Putin easy just take the machine gun off the the mig15 and turn it into a AK47

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/726519691325210675/mig15_guns_1_of_2.jpg

2020-06-27 19:30:58 UTC  

Ah yes the legendary mig 15

2020-06-27 19:31:05 UTC  

Best fighter back in the day

2020-06-27 19:32:30 UTC  

That 37mm could rip a fighter into shreds with 1 projectile

2020-06-27 19:32:41 UTC  

But 23mm was better for fighters

2020-06-27 19:34:08 UTC  

Now imagine that that power in fully automated rifle like the AK @Tsar Vladimir Putin

2020-06-27 19:34:18 UTC  

Oh yeah

2020-06-27 19:34:29 UTC  

I go kill submarine for motherland blyat

2020-06-27 19:34:37 UTC  

I can't stop thinking of the HBO show Chernobyl

2020-06-27 19:34:48 UTC  

After looking at all the stuff y'all post

2020-06-27 19:34:55 UTC  

Screams in Soviet

2020-06-27 19:35:10 UTC  

Espeically the cheek filter gas mask, they were wearning that throughout the show

2020-06-27 19:35:29 UTC  

Screams in ukrainian