Debating whether or not to name my new knife

Stabetha

Pokey?@Deleted User

Sorry terrible pun I deserve execution for that one

naw it's fine

*Prepares firing squad*

I deserve this

My mom always told me.... your gonna die one day from a bad pun.

At least it's a firing squad, which according to John Doyle is the best way to go, rather than by lethal injection

Depends on the injection

Paralysis of the lungs? Painful! Mental shutdown? Sure

I'm paraphrasing here, but it was something like "I want to go down T-posing and looking down the barrel of a gun"

I need to find that video

I wish the United States didn't put a ban on importing guns from other countries all I wanted was a famas

I wish I didnt live in Ca

Yeah I hear that place is on fire right now

*Pistwol gwip scawy uwu*

I'm glad I live in Arkansas, though Texas is better

I live in North Carolina we're a pretty laid back state

@Deleted User Texas is under siege politically

Isn't the death penalty still legal in Texas

Yeah, other than that it's aight

Better than the taxes in Nebraska

Meanwhile taxes in Ca

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Oh yeah, they weren't that bad, but for a red state it was bad

@Deleted User Ca taxes are HORRIBLE

WE VOTED FOR A HIGHER GAS TAX

Why would people do this

Because they care about the poor

And raising taxes is supposed to help the poor in some weird reverse psychology way

So we can give the money to the poor so they can safely buy weed and drugs duh!@Deleted User

Yeah, it's foolproof logic!

@Deleted User dont forget free needles!

Ah yes, the needles!

@Deleted User Dam we are so smart and progressive

Instead having an upper class everyone is homeless now and shitting in the street

If there's no upper class there's mainly a lower class

We are saving people duh! Down with the bourgeois

Wait I've heard this somewhere before...

Your crazy