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you just do it the way you normally do it, but instead of your dick it's someone else's

Oh like jerk off other men for pay

Ah fuck you lmao

dammmn.... i got owned in laser tag 😢

oof mate. Do you usually play aggressive or defensive?

I just accidentally zippered my dick RIP

Anyone ever done that?

*painful reeeeeeeeeeeeee*

no but it sounds painful

like in meet the parents or whatever?

D:

did once when i was a teenager... my pants were too cheap...

most pants have fabric protecting ur dick from the zipper 😛

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could be worse tbh...

was a kid and my sister slammed the car door on my hand...

and locked it

for like 5 minutes...

way worse.

@ResolvingParadox13 I know, got a place near the tip when it happened to me.

It hurt like hell.

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 Yep. No blood was drawn thankfully

Oh damn, it hurt man

Screamed like a little girl though

Me too man, me too.

It was in theater, and I almost dropped that hot light on my.....

AHHHHHHH

Thank goodness that didn't happen

right

So how are you faring RePo?

Besides getting your dick Zippered.

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 I'm ok I guess... dealing with my mid-life crisis early because "muh self actualization" and trying to find something to do that's not fapping, like starting a business

I have yet to receive money from anyone 😂

Also, trying to find something to do after I clean my apartment. I'll probably meet my step dad for drinks, he'll drag me to a strip club, or I'll smoke him at pool

Well....

Do you have a job currently?

Yes

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 I've got several IT certs, working on my CCNA now, I'm an entry level support tech

I'd be much farther ahead though if I wasn't a <:tard:480186130105630730> that chose to watch anime instead of studying