hey, somedays i feel like tom cruise.

Fuck the nawalt shit, lets get @HotNoob a harem of hoes

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fuck that... i'm not gonna give any hoes the pleasure

Nah nah nah Harem = mo bitches mo problems

@YaoiBezmenov#6263 which dimensions?

More bitches and more problems equals less money

yup

36 26 36

although!!!

And less money means less guns

girls pay for my dates...

so...

maybe that would make me rich?

Noice

you know like that japanese uhhh...

what you call it again?

host?

@HotNoob Never mind, you're definitely cool Dutch man.

I suck at dealing with women. I just prefer to ignore them

^

They hate me so I'm terrible at dating

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Neet tendies

@Our Property#8025 You're good, right?

I don't need women

I just need tendies

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 I was born amazing so obviously yes

Well, at least the confidence is there.

I think that was a typo. You meant "god" right?

And the answer is yes

@Our Property#8025 Okay, I see you've had enough to drink.

Now get me some tendies bitch

No.

Uhm

What was that?

That was a No.

I'm a Milk Man