Favorite weapon: heavy shotgun

*Casually hires to be a game Dev*

At this point they need to give you your own channel to do this

Also floof birb

@Joegreybull Floof Birb. Environmental protection +4. Charisma/Cuteness +2. Flight speed +2. Intimidation +1. Pester +2. HP -1. Damage -2. Special move: Ruffle some feathers, the Floof Birb shoots feathers out at enemies in a circle, dealing 50% chance of 1 HP damage.

The Floof Birb is a great ally to take with you on rainy, snowy, cold, or hot days, as the fluffy feathers on the Floof Birb protect it from environmental damage. The floofy feathers also give the Floof Birb extra cuteness and charisma, aiding your main character in getting lower prices for items in exchange for letting shopkeepers pet your birb, and the feathers also give the birb extra flight speed. The tinyness of the birb allows it to pester your enemy and distract them. The special move is easily avoided, but still a helpful AoE attack in a pinch.

Favorite weapon: baseball bat

and also thank you lol

Ive basically taken over this channel

I also can do enemies

No floof birb has Bite attack that takes away 2 HP also has a de-Buff when agitated may attack your main character if not given enough time to travel with you or given too much time to travel with you

Do druggie cat as an enemy until given drugs then becomes an allie

ok

Druggie Cat: close melee +5, HP +2, hunger sat -2, ranged attacks -2, precision -3. Special move: weed burp, the Druggie Cat burps a smelly weed air substance your way, clouding your vision and increasing hunger for a short time. It also does 1 HP damage.

The Druggie Cat is a pretty easy enemy for ranged attack-experienced players, as bows work well against it early game and guns work well late game against the druggie cat. However, the druggie cat has a powerful close melee attack, and also has an HP buff. High hunger sat gives you a chance to get a melee attack in while he eats. Low precision due to being under the influence means they miss attacks often. Give some ilicit substances to him (you can buy them in Coloradonia and Commiefornia districts) and you'll get him on your team.

Favorite weapon: dank dagger

Yes

😆

thanks lol

https://twitter.com/BreezExotics/status/1293264899985072129

Anger

At least they don't cry or scream

*Live footage of Mark Zuckerberg being born.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yut9h3GiAoo

This thicc boi has been chilling on my balcony for over an hour

could be a pregnant female?

they get huge

Obesity in the bird population is a problem

Theres a lotta of them pigeons here in paris

Heck that one just took a huge shit on my balcony

A Frenchie

Yeh

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-dog-gif-5175343

So happy

I have two hyena characters. I approve.

lol