You can't tell me you don't wonder @Dr Badass PhD

Not sure if these are better to be posted here, memes, or dadjokes

I would at best have a morbid curiosity but I still wouldn't eat it lmao.

Put it in dad jokes too.

Well I've heard rabbit stew is actually pretty good...

I'm also fairly certain I had bbq dog while in Korea. But I was on a drunk bender, so the memory is a bit hazy, but im pretty sure that's what the vendor called it.

Also when drunk you do many things that sober you would say, "Stop! Wtf is wrong with you."

I've had dog. Among the Sioux it's a rare honor to be served it.

If you're an outsider, that is.

Thats cool.

Also did you know dogs won't eat dogmeat? My dad learned that in Spain. The waitress scolded him for trying to feed dog to a dog. Incidentally this is also how he learned what he was eating.

Strange.

Weird. My dog eats anything that doesn't move.

A few days ago my cats unrolled part of a roll of paper towels right before I had to leave the house, it was gone when I came back, and my dog unloaded them the next morning.

Lol poor pup.

My dad said I have a self-wiping dog.

My dad once had a dog he decided to trick with a rock. Teasing the dog with "wanna treat?" For a bit then quickly placed the rock on the ground and pointed at it. He did NOT expect the dog to scarf it down.

Yep!

He also learned that it took roughly 13 hours to pass, and was awoken at 3am by the same dog when it came out the other end.

Awww, poor pup!

Oof

Well, gotta head off. Night, folks.

Nite

Night. Yeah poor doggo, but still the dog got his revenge later.

My dad wasn't even mad, figuring he had earned it.

Superworms are so damn weird

I found that looking up what a superworm was lol

Ah so that's what Florida men eat.

Everything makes sense again

Lol

Rabbits are a staple in many European countries xD

I made saltimbocca out of hare once

This is whst us floridians eat lol

They kill alot of trees in Florida 😡

They're nasty

Bastards

Those sons of bitches

Deus Vult

Yall wanna see a fancy dog