but she played soccer

I was bringing down a comforter blanket down the stairs and the blanket got caught under me and I tripped and fell down the stairs and hit the back of my head on cinder block

stupid ass mf

Story time

> a girl pranked me and kicked me in the nuts
@Master oogwei i....uh....hope your fertility is okay.....

she played soccer@isoboto

Let me tell my story

> when i was around 10
@mightytrump oh okay, that's good.

good?

So one time

In middle school

There was this really pretty girl

bruh

And this really creepy dick of a dude

Shut up

keep going

And the guy kept groping her ass

And she was like

wtf

Stop or imma hurt you

> good?
@mightytrump idk. at least you aren't on the street or in a gutter. my dad would have kick my ass if i got black out drunk at home though, so maybe it's not entirely good

So the next day

🤬 I know someone like that

He does it

@ISAI64 if she beat his ass hes just a scrawny kid

> He does it
@ISAI64 grope her ass?

And she kicks him in tha balls

lol

He lost them both

NICE

@ISAI64 ok sure

@isoboto I blacked out because an older brother of mine nearly suffocated me... dislocated my sternum

You get what you fucking deserve

@ISAI64 im sorry how old were they at the time?

i blacked out when i slipped down the stairs and hit my tail bone

Middle school

> @isoboto I blacked out because an older brother of mine nearly suffocated me... dislocated my sternum
@mightytrump oh shit. sorry for misinterpretation 😬 sorry for that, bud

grade?

7th

🤮

wtf