You a cop smoky

Totally didn’t accidentally ditch an hour early because I got two shifts mixed up lmao

Lol

Lmfaoooo

> You a cop smoky
@VVB001 boi if you're hitting up Smoky you should do better than that

> You a cop smoky
@VVB001 no

Okay

You shoot at cop car engines for a living?

To make em smoky

Okay

> Totally didn’t accidentally ditch an hour early because I got two shifts mixed up lmao
@SmokyCopCar if nobody caught you it's fine (but the clock-in machine would cut you an hour, though, right?)

> @SmokyCopCar if nobody caught you it's fine (but the clock-in machine would cut you an hour, though, right?)
@isoboto yeah it autocorrect does everything. My boss is cool with it and understands so that is good

Okay story time about my username

Yay

Go on smoky

okay, theory time: SmokyCopCar's username is: 1) from a great cop car design Smoky saw, 2) or how fast cop usually travel

@isoboto <#763630921403465728>

**Different channel.**

Long long ago, on an xBox console far far away, I was playing a video game when I was attacked by a hacker. The hacker fried my WiFi and tried sending police to my apartment but got the wrong address. Why did he attack me? I banned him from a long gone group for you’d never believe it! Hacking! He got angry, threatening to attack me if i didn’t let him back in, but I wasn’t about to put 35 people at risk of personal info being leaked. At that point I blocked him after he tried swatting me and fried my router, deleted my old discord, and proceeded to change my username to something I made up quickly. True story

I did not proof read any of that so if it doesn’t make sense I’m sorry

Remember to talk about melting lefties in this channel.

Oh yeah

I got you

Got it

Lemme just go to r/politics real quick and grab a random ss brb

I’ll be in conspiracy

Wow top thread is surprisingly civilized and contained

hang on helps is on the way i'm browsing through my tumblr

Did isoboto fall into the tumblr trap?

https://djtrumplibrary.com/?fbclid=IwAR0tB5y5EGe3sIloDcVHket7IIu3a3TmQKmXLz2HcB8nksB2N2j1H39c4jk

> Did isoboto fall into the tumblr trap?
@SmokyCopCar excuse you, i was on there because of hockey ~~and also twitter locked me out when i attempted to create an account~~

Oh lol *i was joking*

God, r/politics a stain on humanity

Such an infantile cesspool

^^^ a minor comment on the website above: they actually dedicated a whole library to trump to "document his crimes"

What even is “alt” right

Oh god my brain cells

First word CNN found for them

Duh