LOL!

@HotNoob bitches don't want to settle down because why would they want to commit to you when in there mind a sexy millionaire could be around the corner

i'm just being polite

Shit I'm eating isn't much in terms of quantity but it's fucking amazing

*sigh*

but i am a sexy millionaire lol

U sure about that?

Then flash your money and get dragged through the cleaners

@HotNoob hit me up babe

i don't flash my money

lol

Or send through a money transfer to your boy

and no not really millionare, but close enough

Because I mean, you could rent a sportscar and be drowning in puss

fawk that, i hate lying.

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i'm never gonna pua bs.

Or a super car and be flooded with pus

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and i could be flooded with pus without the car, yeah know.

i just dont want to give thots the pleasure

Hotnoob with the flex

its so stupid :S

It's sad, but i knew a dude who rented a supercar for a day and he said chick threw themselves at him

Fuck yeah boi

@HotNoob

man, bitches be stupid

rentals have different license plates

lol

It's true homie

Kek

G-
K-...
can spot them a mile away. lol

He uses the "i just bought it"

LOL!

It's fucking funny

then the rental papers fall out of the glove box

ahahah

You act like bitches think logically

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no no no, my unicorn does

😛