Instagram thots be like

LOL!

#Delish #EveryNightisEatOut

but if they had half a brain, they could take pics \w husband. ya know?

the one woman and one man thing, makes A TON OF SENSE.
It's so damn simple and logical.

but nope, we got thottery lol

They expect some buisness shit, but its just homework

There's a reason female obesity is higher than male. Women can't control their impulses

too true

Why do you think they spend so much

Well if you think they have half a brain you have no amount of brain

LOL!

@HotNoob bitches don't want to settle down because why would they want to commit to you when in there mind a sexy millionaire could be around the corner

i'm just being polite

Shit I'm eating isn't much in terms of quantity but it's fucking amazing

*sigh*

but i am a sexy millionaire lol

U sure about that?

Then flash your money and get dragged through the cleaners

@HotNoob hit me up babe

i don't flash my money

lol

Or send through a money transfer to your boy

and no not really millionare, but close enough

Because I mean, you could rent a sportscar and be drowning in puss

fawk that, i hate lying.

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i'm never gonna pua bs.

Or a super car and be flooded with pus

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and i could be flooded with pus without the car, yeah know.

i just dont want to give thots the pleasure

Hotnoob with the flex

its so stupid :S

It's sad, but i knew a dude who rented a supercar for a day and he said chick threw themselves at him

Fuck yeah boi

@HotNoob

man, bitches be stupid

rentals have different license plates

lol

It's true homie

Kek

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can spot them a mile away. lol