Dad wanted to sock that mf in the face but he didn't because my dad knows self restraint.

And they, are what I call... a Kyle.

They're just a male Karen

That was my first run in with someone like that.

lol remind me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JanMzCI1cI0&ab_channel=RyanLong

lmao, when I went to the post office a few weeks off, and as I walk in, this guy's leaning out the door going, "TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO -- THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED"

He was not wearing a mask, the person running away was. I can only imagine what took place before that

I would pay good money to see what happened there

This was a Duck Dynasty style guy too

*That's an oof*

Sometimes I think my mom is a Karen

50/50 chance

is she blonde? Karen!

Well for starters, the first time I visited her during Quarantine. I walked through the door and she sterilized me.

I'm not joking.

(No, she isn't blonde. Although that wouldn't help her case any. XD)

(She's about as smart as the average College student.)

Defcon Karen level 4 at least.

Not that hard to believe.

We got into a yelling match over BLM when we just started hearing about that shit.

for a second i was like, your mum purged your productive organs???? but then i realized sterilized means she sprays you down with bleach or something lmao

I knew someone would mix it up XD

which is to say theoretically smart but not necessarily good at applying her learned knowledge

Exactly.

thank god my parents knew zits about blm. they think it's a dumb movement, anyhow, so it's fine

My mom legit showed me Facebook posts and was like: *"Look what the police did to the peaceful protesters!"*

You do not realize how hard I rolled my eyes.

"alright mom, i get it 🙄 police are bad"

My grandfather was a police officer, so the cry to "Defund the police" deeply offends me.

oof. i'd imagine that knowing an officer would mean the relatives are more likely to be supportive of police (or not thinking that all police are bad)?

He's been dead since my dad was 12. But he's the reason I have 505 in my name.

It was his police badge number.

rip. i hope he had a very wonderful life

He did. God bless him. I saw his grave when I went to visit my uncle who was dying of a stroke.

My uncle lived right in front of that grave yard.

is it the house, or is he a gravekeeper?

It's just the house

ah, okay

This is why I will never go to Kansas ever again.

the negative memories?

Yeah.