I just wanted to act like a troll for a while

but it makes me sick

hey wanna talk about this

with 5g

Yeah I noticed that you were trolling

calls

And it kinda annoyed me

well we can talk about this at dinner

I’m not eating dinner yet

That’s in about an hour

This just proves my point on how the government is radiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions! To control this conversation!

It doesn’t matter

OK

Nah it does

I think you forgot that this is the _conspiracy theory_ channel. <:KEK:726877368601411624>

But that doesn’t happen

Oh it's time for some Conspiracy

No I don’t like conspiracy theory

Only fact

“Conspiracy theory” is a weapon to control information

When conspiracy theory is proven _conspiracy fact_, you'll be back. _Ah ha ha._ <:thinking:726878987837636698>

What if all conspiracy theories are true. They all just take place in parallel universes

So yeah I just proved all you're theories are true

Were done here

I don’t want to talk about pointless hypotheticals

I wanna talk about irl

I mean it's not that far off

Our world

who's IRL

Fuck other worlds

is that you're alien friend

Nah he’s on the moon

Rick and riccccccccc

With the Greys

I want to talk to riccccccc

"Virtually harmless" and "non-existent", while definitely not the same, are very similar... so it's not entirely out of the realm of possibilities that _Covid-19 does not exist._ It could be normal flu, renamed. The PCR tests are definitely not proof of infection, the man who _invented_ the test even _said so,_ so nothing is off the table in that regard. <:thinking:726878987837636698>

I heard that theory

I’m not saying you’re wrong

I’m saying that you can’t arrive to that conclusion with your evidence

well I believe every theory now since parallel universes

Parallel universes are real