She thought he was a lady

Very true

It says "are you ready? Merry Christmas". Dead ass

Then I guess good night distant cousin

I must have been mistaken oof 😂

I don't think you're the first person which is why it's funny

No one has ever mistaken me for a lady <:TrumpSmile:720121948088041513>

I think early in The Old Testament, two daughters raped their father to continue the bloodline <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

i assume everybody is a man unless they say otherwise

or they have a name like "pink fluffy bunny" or some shit

Same

Still possible that you are a trans, just saying, big guy 😂

European monarchies be like "ah just keeping the bloodline pure"

That's true although I'm not trans

2 daughters raped their dad in the old testament huh

interesting stuff

Yeah I believe so

didn't they get him drunk first

Extreme daddy issues...

I highlighted that passage.

The bible is some weird place :joy:

YOU are the weird one

yeah it was written and then rewritten and then rewritten and then rewritten

Yes. I think they were running from something and hide in a cave

and then rewritten

Yes wasn't it the story when the mother got turned into dust

So Sodom and Gomorrah?

Highlighting the bible isnt weird 😂

Okay shortie <:KEK:726877368601411624>

Yeah. It was after Sodom got eradicated

Ok trump simp

to be fair to the bible though, they did find sodom and gomorrah and they were buried underneath ash

The simp shaming is strong from SSG

Real conspiracy - @isoboto is actually regular height but pretends to be pitifully short in order to get brownie points <:thinking:726878987837636698>

I try <:KEK:726877368601411624>

Also my gamer tag

5.1 is actually pretty close to average height for a female

I always thought the story of sodom was slightly funny because its a bunch of horny gays that anger the angels and set them to kill the whole city lol

yeah they weren't dating i assume, more like orgies

What in the...

Fair point. Im actually 1.58 m which is average in asia 😂

Yep