Message from @KungFlu BatSoup

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2020-07-21 07:48:41 UTC  

Ok

2020-07-21 07:48:46 UTC  

Yes papa

2020-07-21 07:48:48 UTC  

As I tell the first of many

2020-07-21 07:48:55 UTC  

here we go

2020-07-21 07:49:21 UTC  

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2020-07-21 07:49:29 UTC  

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2020-07-21 07:49:30 UTC  

One day, I awoke to Thunder, the window was wide open. I quickly shut it and found that the clock read 9:47 AM

2020-07-21 07:49:39 UTC  

I looked outside

2020-07-21 07:49:47 UTC  

And it was dark

2020-07-21 07:49:51 UTC  

I saw this man, alone and looked hungry

2020-07-21 07:50:03 UTC  

I ran outside and asked his name

2020-07-21 07:50:10 UTC  

He responded, Smokie

2020-07-21 07:50:38 UTC  

Smokie was short, fat, and had a neck beard

2020-07-21 07:51:10 UTC  

I pumped his face full of nerf darts and finished the beating with dirt on clinton Amazon free delivery

2020-07-21 07:51:22 UTC  

That is all for now

2020-07-21 07:51:26 UTC  

Ty

2020-07-21 07:51:38 UTC  

That was very informative

2020-07-21 07:51:39 UTC  

That was hilarious.

2020-07-21 07:51:47 UTC  

Another one?

2020-07-21 07:51:53 UTC  

Y not

2020-07-21 07:51:55 UTC  

🍞

2020-07-21 07:51:56 UTC  

Yes

2020-07-21 07:51:59 UTC  

Ok

2020-07-21 07:52:04 UTC  

It was night time

2020-07-21 07:52:14 UTC  

The wind blew hard on that old ranch

2020-07-21 07:52:28 UTC  

The fields were full and grown, ready for harvest

2020-07-21 07:52:41 UTC  

But the smell of rain swept the air like a perfume

2020-07-21 07:53:04 UTC  

Thunder in the distantance told me of the future

2020-07-21 07:53:16 UTC  

I ran home and got ready for it

2020-07-21 07:53:27 UTC  

Damn dude. You should seriously write books or scripts.

2020-07-21 07:53:33 UTC  

Not to long after the alarms rang high

2020-07-21 07:53:53 UTC  

it brought me back to that fatal day at the harbor, when those japs killed us

2020-07-21 07:54:07 UTC  

I looked in at the horizon, accepting my fate

2020-07-21 07:54:19 UTC  

My fortune told me all I needed to know, run.

2020-07-21 07:54:42 UTC  

As I saddled up for a run, I glazed one last at that old farm house

2020-07-21 07:55:18 UTC  

Its run down walls, windows singles paned. Its roof in dire need of repair, its walls told many stories

2020-07-21 07:55:34 UTC  

But it fate had arrived, and so the journey began

2020-07-21 07:55:48 UTC  

Has I took off I passed Marie's house

2020-07-21 07:55:54 UTC  

she was a old friend of mine

2020-07-21 07:56:12 UTC  

She brought me melon berry pie on the down days before the festival

2020-07-21 07:56:25 UTC  

And so I thought to myself, will she make it?