Dude you don’t have to be friends with him to do that

Totally didn’t just hit the “Message” button on his profile

^

Shut up before I send you pictures of a baby born with Harlequin ichthyosis

it’s terrifying

Looks like an alien

Ha

Ok so we should impeach @dwagiud for lying

oh yeah?

He used to follow me on Twitter

@xd_gangster69 no look

That’s how I found him

Twitter is shit

Yeah because I got suspended

And now he doesn’t follow me

😩

*hello this is raja from microsoft. If your computer is having trouble, just send me the numbers on your credit card and those three funny numbers and it'll be fixed*

He probably doesn’t know how to disable dms on discord

He’s not that old

No, but he's military

Dude I don’t mean he’s old he’s just new to disc

He's old...

Lol

He's like 27

Not that old

Why is the anti-vaxxer's baby crying?

Because it's having a mid-life crisis.

Idk

Jesus

that took a turn

But I'm not getting covid vaccine

Lol

Oh boy someone wasn’t here when I was tellin jokes

Smokie ended up having to tell me to stop

No im not either i dont even get flu vaccine

Billy has been typing for a long time

*the next day little Jimmy died of measles* RIP jimmy

Billy is going to be disappointed when he figures out the 2000 character limit

billy your stories are best line by line

I imagine people will try to guilt me into gettin covid vaccine like they do with flu