Now put your hand against the paper with the spray bottle a foot away and squeeze. That's you wearing a mask if someone coughs on you. You get coated.

Instructions unclear; gave myself Covid-19 and accidentally voted for Joe Biden

Sure, it *might* not go in your mouth, but you're covered.

...Covered in virus, I mean.

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Coughing produces clouds of droplets; they don't all get magically attracted to and trapped by a mask.

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B i l l y bobbb

Anon, have you read at <#735384514792259596> ?

Despite

I'm sick of people giving in.
I'm sick of people "complying" simply because they don't want to cause problems.
I'm sick of people allowing the sh*t that's going on today simply because they don't want to accept what's actually going on.
If I'm correct, the Founding Fathers did the exact opposite of every single one of those to form the great United States of America just for us just for us to be chained by the Democrats with fear and submission.

No one has the balls to do what's necessary though... Too many rabid Liberals.

<:emoji_48:730846445732888630> Amen

Yeah most people would only back you up if they feel safe and hidden but not openly show you support for being conservative or having conservative views

my god it’s terrible to watch left wing you tubers while cleaning

you get the same things from right wingers

now i just feel exhausted

but hey at least i learned some new vocabulary!!

woketacular

equaleriffic

nah, ac

they use words like malding and C.H.U.D.S and stuff

cuckservatives, and i forgot one more but i’m tired from both watching these kinds of peeps and cleaning the house

i'll see your cuckservative and raise you a coonservative...that one pissed me off

essentially another name for uncle tom

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Story Time:

It was 8th grade. My 3 Friends were having a conversation during break. One of my friends exclaimed; "I got a sniper, I fire high accuracy streams and I have lots of range" Next, my other friend replied; well, I got a missile launcher. I fire big loads. As my friends continued talking about guns, I continued to eavesdrop. After that, I thought they were talking about guns in a video game. I wanted to appear cool in front of my friends; Just like every elementary school kid. I thought to myself "what should I say to seem cool". In other words, I pondered about what would be the cooler load-out to have. I narrowed down my decisions to
A. Bazooka or B. Dual pistols.
Eventually, I went with Dual Pistols. Finally, I intervened into my friends chat, and told them, I've got Dual Pistols, pew, pew pew pew!🔫 🔫
There was a long pause.
My friends started bursting into tears; laughing.
I thought, what did I say wrong?
Then I realized, they weren't talking about guns they were talking about their dicks. And I said I have Dual Pistols 😂

Ooooooooof 1000

@Mr.E_z lol

Chernobyl 100

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idk if this applies to you @Mr.E_z

but i was always the "innocent" one of the friend group

i understood the dirt jokes and references but never joined in

^

They always try to hide it from me like I'm a child

Since I'm home schooled my public school friends think I'm innocent. Boy are they wrong

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lol