Legos are plastic bacon

I accidentally ate multiple LEGO pieces when I was younger

..nothing actually happened to me

They aren’t literally bacon you idgit

well it definitely didn’t taste like bacon

Did you gain mutant powers? Like stepping on them no longer hurts?

no

Dang

did the LEGO bite you

I’ve actually never stepped on a lego before

Count yourself lucky

How tf have you never stepped on a lego

no idea

The pain goes off the scales

Spiderman but legos

Were you one of those masterminds at those stick connect thingies and the slots for the sticks

Like konnects or sumn like that

Duplo 😂

See if you think *stepping* on legos is bad...

Lmao

no I was horrible at even following the instructions

it was like the people in Chaz trying to grow food

with duplos?

with legos in general

oh

..was never good at following directions anyways

hah i feel that

even to this day

I usually try to confirm several times that something is correct

sometimes there would be a lab in chemistry and halfway through I would think that I did something wrong

I'm I the only trap on this server?

Nah

I am

I’m not actually a floating cartoon head

Im not actually a bottle of delicious beer 😳

@Lerato Tommina Jones are you transgenda? Geh? Resbian?

Y r u gae

> @Lerato Tommina Jones are you transgenda? Geh? Resbian?
@Tsar Vladimir Putin well I like girls and I plan on transitioning very soon

I need to upgrade my package to the ma'am edition

So you are a guy who wants to be a woman?

Yeahhhh