IF JAPAN GAVE EMU SOME GUNS IM SURE AUSTRALI WOULDNT EXIST

Everything in Australia is poisonous. Everything

Not humans

The ants have a chance to make you unable to digest meat

Wtf

Exactly

The aussies were poorly trained lmfao

It was expensive

Plus they had the big sad

And this why attempting to invade would end poorly

Everyone was poor and i bet they were pissed that their tax were going to bird slaying

The locals would just retreat and let the wildlife fix the problem

Jumanji style

Emus can wreck armor plating with a kick

and don't get me started on the spiders

Scorch earth tactic

Lmfao

War crime against birds

right scorched earth would not be viable if you plan to annex it

Thats not counting the problems with the ants

Have you ever tried to evict ants from your house?

I can wait for winter. The war against ants will be at a ceasefire.

Not really

Spiders

In Australia

Good lord

They can keep it

I am staying away from Australia

A steven king novel?

Also spiders in Australia

what the actual fuck did god create?

A keep the fuck out sign

understandable nuke the island

No thank you

That would make it worse

I hate spiders

Lol

You stole that from me

Lol