Message from @βœŒπŸ§β“‡ο½α‘Žπš 🐿🎯

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2020-08-25 05:43:29 UTC  

> What even is this conversation
@Lyte it was suppose to be weeb chat then germany alt history then uh US vs USSR then rest is history

2020-08-25 05:46:10 UTC  

β€œhistory”

As far as Australia goes, I think you underestimate the local wildlife. Much like Germany underestimated Russias General Winter

2020-08-25 05:47:00 UTC  

Do love alt history. Harry Turtledove book series got me into it. Guns Of The South was interesting how changing the Civil War outcome would change many alliances.

2020-08-25 05:47:02 UTC  

> As far as Australia goes, I think you underestimate the local wildlife. Much like Germany underestimated Russias General Winter
@βœŒπŸ§β“‡ο½α‘Žπš 🐿🎯 australia is a joke

2020-08-25 05:47:07 UTC  

They lost to birds

2020-08-25 05:47:08 UTC  

Bro

2020-08-25 05:47:10 UTC  

Out of everything

2020-08-25 05:47:11 UTC  

BIRDS

2020-08-25 05:47:24 UTC  

IF JAPAN GAVE EMU SOME GUNS IM SURE AUSTRALI WOULDNT EXIST

Everything in Australia is poisonous. Everything

2020-08-25 05:48:07 UTC  

Not humans

The ants have a chance to make you unable to digest meat

2020-08-25 05:48:33 UTC  

Wtf

2020-08-25 05:49:03 UTC  

Exactly

2020-08-25 05:49:15 UTC  

The aussies were poorly trained lmfao

2020-08-25 05:49:22 UTC  

It was expensive

2020-08-25 05:49:27 UTC  

Plus they had the big sad

And this why attempting to invade would end poorly

2020-08-25 05:49:43 UTC  

Everyone was poor and i bet they were pissed that their tax were going to bird slaying

The locals would just retreat and let the wildlife fix the problem

Emus can wreck armor plating with a kick

and don't get me started on the spiders

2020-08-25 05:52:18 UTC  

Scorch earth tactic

2020-08-25 05:52:20 UTC  

Lmfao

2020-08-25 05:52:25 UTC  

War crime against birds

right scorched earth would not be viable if you plan to annex it

Thats not counting the problems with the ants

Have you ever tried to evict ants from your house?

2020-08-25 05:56:38 UTC  

I can wait for winter. The war against ants will be at a ceasefire.

2020-08-25 06:01:36 UTC  

Good lord

They can keep it

2020-08-25 06:01:55 UTC  

I am staying away from Australia

A steven king novel?

Also spiders in Australia

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727615870385389638/747697619504988291/20200731_193259.jpg

2020-08-25 06:03:50 UTC  

what the actual fuck did god create?