Message from @Porcupioneer

Discord ID: 760537306116653078


2020-09-29 16:21:22 UTC  

lol

2020-09-29 16:21:27 UTC  

thats what I said

2020-09-29 16:21:32 UTC  

lol

2020-09-29 16:21:40 UTC  

Mmmmmmm... This one's a little rusty!

2020-09-29 16:21:41 UTC  

my god.... a screwdriver is a drink that is orange juice mixed with vodka

2020-09-29 16:21:59 UTC  

> Mmmmmmm... This one's a little rusty!
@Porcupioneer go sit in a corner 😠

2020-09-29 16:22:03 UTC  

the best screwdrivers are always kept on the top shelf. real challenge to get them

2020-09-29 16:22:10 UTC  

-.-

2020-09-29 16:22:13 UTC  

LOL

2020-09-29 16:22:17 UTC  

is that a short person joke....

2020-09-29 16:22:25 UTC  

no no no not at all...

2020-09-29 16:22:45 UTC  

I can get a step stool.... or a ladder

2020-09-29 16:22:55 UTC  

Now I'm just picturing Snow White licking screwdrivers in a hardware store, tasting each one on the shelf before choosing which one to buy

2020-09-29 16:22:55 UTC  

two step stools?

2020-09-29 16:22:56 UTC  

Scarface is a good movie

2020-09-29 16:23:11 UTC  

> Now 'm just picturing Snow White licking screwdrivers in a hardware store, tasting each one on the shelf before choosing which one to buy
@Porcupioneer wow....

2020-09-29 16:23:29 UTC  

this is @Porcupioneer now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727615870385389638/760537243437367336/windowlicker.gif

2020-09-29 16:23:38 UTC  

EWWWW

2020-09-29 16:23:40 UTC  

EWWW

2020-09-29 16:23:43 UTC  

EWW

2020-09-29 16:23:45 UTC  

EW

2020-09-29 16:23:56 UTC  

windowlicker 😛

2020-09-29 16:24:14 UTC  

Simping is not allowed

2020-09-29 16:24:14 UTC  

Pls spam chat so I can get that off my screen

2020-09-29 16:24:19 UTC  

oh great. window lickers and screwdriver lickers. window cleaner and mechanic's apprentice

2020-09-29 16:24:23 UTC  

LOLOL

2020-09-29 16:24:43 UTC  

okay wardog... I laughed at that one

2020-09-29 16:24:49 UTC  

oh boi'

2020-09-29 16:24:49 UTC  

lol I try

2020-09-29 16:24:50 UTC  

ass....

2020-09-29 16:24:51 UTC  

lmfao

2020-09-29 16:24:53 UTC  

😄

2020-09-29 16:25:09 UTC  

Ima go consume some edible objects, brb

2020-09-29 16:25:30 UTC  

not the windows 🥺

2020-09-29 16:26:51 UTC  

I have the most beautiful woman in the world beside me

2020-09-29 16:27:05 UTC  

Her name is mossberg 500

2020-09-29 16:27:12 UTC  

lovely

2020-09-29 16:27:41 UTC  

nice lol

2020-09-29 16:31:04 UTC  

lmao

2020-09-29 16:31:37 UTC  

I have my nephew next to me... and my fiance lol