Lol CNN is getting pretty creative with their news headings.

Sooooo I’m writing on how socialist policies nearly collapsed Sweden and how it would almost certainly lead to economic collapse if implemented in the states

thats a good topic

> Lol CNN is getting pretty creative with their news headings.

I get more accurate readings from Babylon Bee

write on it

Mixing ACB swearing in event with WH staffers testing positive.

I am. If I fail it’s not cause of my writing. I aced a project on the history of the family sedan last year

That was a pain in the ass to write about

Trump: *cures cancer*

CNN: "Trump let way too many people die of cancer before finding a cure"

Still managed to squeeze the end of the muscle cars into there. #RipPontiac

Tbh is trump payed everyone’s student loan debt they’d find something to complain about

If Jesus Christ came down from heaven to endorse Donald Trump, they would cancel God

They already have

Touché

They've already tried canceling Rudy Giuliani. :/

Didn’t you hear? Catholics are the literal embodiment of Satan to the second power

"The dogma lives strongly in you"

Diane Feinstein is really anti-religious.

Well maybe I’m just satan since I’m a trump supported and not catholic. Maybe I should convert back. It’s been a while since I’ve been in touch with my Irish side. Actually I’ve never been. Where’s the whisky at?!?

🥃 @Joe_O

JFK, loved by all, was openly Catholic. But somehow you can’t be Catholic if you wanna be a supreme court justice.

Well JFK, despite nearly blowing up the world like twice before losing his brain was the last good thing to come out of the Democrats. And probably one of the only aside from FDR, considering what came before him...

Because he was anti establishment

JFK was a good Democrat. 🙂

The good ones always die first smh 😔

Now the party has changed. 😦

Liberals: "rEpUbLiCaNs ArE rAcIsT"

Woodrow Wilson:

Was it Don Lemon who said Democrats never shot anyone over politics?

I guess John Wilkes Booth never existed

Don Le-moron: Democrats don’t shoot people over politics!

John Wilkes Booth:

FUCK YOU STOLE MY MEE

Meme

Oops

Well according to Joe Biden Abraham Lincoln was the most racist president in modern history, so I guess he deserved it 🤷‍♂️

freeing black slaves

how racist!

To be faaair, Lincoln *would* be considered racist by today’s standards, but **everyone** would be. Lincoln was **way** ahead of his time.

Lincoln was racist because he didn’t let The blacks free themselves and made White people do it

When rioters pull down statues of Jefferson and Lincoln, you know those are people who have never opened up a textbook.

Let me yeet this statue of Abraham Lincoln, maybe followed by MLK Jr

Yes, cancel MLK because he was a Christian.