Yo what’s going on

Did I land here at a bad time

Whenever you feel down, just remember, a ford pinto is only 7 grand and there are plenty of things you can reverse into

I can literally afford either a Pinto or an 05 Ridgeline at this point and at least with the pinto I can scare the shit out of my dad backing into the driveway

That’s a very good point

Only positive thing I can say about Tesla’s is there is a shit ton of space

Is general always hell here?

Great

Ah the corvette. Second longest produced car only to the Suburban if I remember correctly

General is hell rn so I’m just going to be in here

Oh a branch discussion. Being a dumbass 16 yo with ambitions to be an officer in the USN I better keep my mouth shut

See you around

I identify as an Boeing/McDonnell-Douglas F/A-18f Super Hornet

Cant wait for election night. My English teachers have been shoving BLM down my throat since day 1. I wonder if we won’t have class the day of. Shame, what a great feeling I’d have to be there Nov 4th

*day after

Hurricane Sandy II: Electric Boogaloo will hit the Eastern Seaboard at Mach 4.5 on 11/3/2020

It’s going to be hilarious though. I’m literally supposed to be writing an essay on social justice for that class. My teachers are a *quack** joke

Yeah. If this is high school I can’t wait for college

Hopefully Virginia is red by the time i get there if that’s where I go for my Aeronautical Engineering degree

So what I said earlier, isn’t exactly true. It’s a social issue. Still have BLM as the example because why tf not

Sooooo I’m writing on how socialist policies nearly collapsed Sweden and how it would almost certainly lead to economic collapse if implemented in the states

> Lol CNN is getting pretty creative with their news headings.

I get more accurate readings from Babylon Bee

I am. If I fail it’s not cause of my writing. I aced a project on the history of the family sedan last year

That was a pain in the ass to write about

Still managed to squeeze the end of the muscle cars into there. #RipPontiac

Tbh is trump payed everyone’s student loan debt they’d find something to complain about

> i follow supercross religiously
I follow it every other year when it comes to New Jersey the weekend of my Birthday and off and on between then

They already have

Didn’t you hear? Catholics are the literal embodiment of Satan to the second power

Well maybe I’m just satan since I’m a trump supported and not catholic. Maybe I should convert back. It’s been a while since I’ve been in touch with my Irish side. Actually I’ve never been. Where’s the whisky at?!?

Well JFK, despite nearly blowing up the world like twice before losing his brain was the last good thing to come out of the Democrats. And probably one of the only aside from FDR, considering what came before him...

I love the one that says “sorry black people, (etc)” because she literally has black kids 🤦‍♂️

Was it Don Lemon who said Democrats never shot anyone over politics?

Don Le-moron: Democrats don’t shoot people over politics!

John Wilkes Booth:

FUCK YOU STOLE MY MEE

Meme

Well according to Joe Biden Abraham Lincoln was the most racist president in modern history, so I guess he deserved it 🤷‍♂️

Why do the states have the nat guard? We specifically started putting military bases on fed land because after the civil war we knew states couldn’t be trusted with Military assets

Lincoln was racist because he didn’t let The blacks free themselves and made White people do it

Let me yeet this statue of Abraham Lincoln, maybe followed by MLK Jr

Tbh the left is so stupid they’d pull down a jfk statue for being sexist

My man found the new drugs task or some shit and did it wayyy too many times

Hey Hillary how do you make it look like an accident? -K Harris

Did you know Biden Harris supporters spend twice as much money on signs because they’re liberal arts degree didn’t cover booby traps.

Did you know Liberals have announced Booby traps is a sexist word and anyone who uses it is a nazi

Yes

Kind of like liberals. Gullible and related to chickens

You’re a Nazi if you don’t agree with me!!!

German citizens being forced to obey the Third Reich, 1940s:

https://tenor.com/view/nick-young-question-marks-what-excuse-me-huh-gif-4486363

No the one with the bald guy

You know

Diplomatic Immunity
Has just been revoked

We’ve been defending Israel for over half a century they need to step that shit up. To be fair they absolutely knocked the shit out of Egypt in the 7 days war

I am Joe Biden lol

I forget a ton of shit and spend too much time at home

All I’m missing is the crackhead pedo son

I’d like to thank Europe for creating power vacuums in the Middle East We have been trying to fix since the 80s

-every American, sarcastically

Jesus Christ. It gets worse every day

This is the shit I’m worried about. I have 3 current and 2 former LEOs in the family. 1 is still a security guard, the other a part-timer

You lying dogfaced pony soldier

My son did nothing wrong

What tests?

Popular Opinion:
Only reason Phil Murphy got elected is because Chris Christie screwed over the cops.

*sniffing noises*

Uhhh what’s his name

The one who does the comedy with the accent the scares a quarter of the world

Tf is a fluffy

Oh

Not him

Whatever

My brain hurts from writing about Afrika Korps an I need to sleep because I have to work tomorrow

How can I be homophobic if I watch lesbian porn? -Jeremy Clarkson

> KFC > Chick Fil A
@VulpesVulpes don’t ever use the word smart with me

The F-35 looks like an aborted Alabamian and is about as useful

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Change my mind

Only trucks I can afford by the end of April when I’m buying at ‘08 Ridgelines and ‘04 Tacomas

Hard choice

As long as the Tacoma isn’t rusty that shit will never break

I’m not stupid! I merely failed to intellectually surpass you

No

Don’t you dare

If anything Is flipping, it’s Virginia to red

NJ could flip red too. Whoever is running against Sherill has like very PBA backing her and Murphy has been shit at everything that isn’t copying NY. Just got to best out the lib spots like Montclair. Nice, easy row of Biden signs to mow down there

No. Smart people left. Even some dumbasses

I’m a conservative youth. I feel special now. Fuck is this what being a liberal feels like? I want it away!

> My teacher likes trump
@Ok my History teacher is the best. First day we talked about how cnn is basically tabloids now since they spread as much bs and The ones that start the Spanish American war

Few and far between

My liberal ass English teachers are going to be pissed on the 4th and I’m going to be playing pro-trump / America songs all period over zoom to get payback for shoving BLM down my throat and out my ass

4th of November almost as good as 4th of July #Trump2020

Can anyone change my mind on the Lightning II? The Lighting I would beat it in a dogfight tbh

Yeah

I need a cheap ass fun

Gun

First election I can vote are mid-terms. Too bad there won’t be a trump 2024 :(((((

*rhode

Yeet

Rhode Island also has like 4 people living in it

Yes