But goddamn some people make me cringe with the disarming thing

Most martial arts people I've met aren't that stupid. But some...

Okay, what do you mean? I'll admit my ignorance. I only know that "techniques" exist. I'm unaware of how effective they are in a real world scenario.

In the event where you need to use self defense, the vast majority of cases are not close enough to be able to disarm the person

You cannot close distance on someone with a gun in the vast majority of cases either

To effectively disarm someone in a self defense situation would be like winning the lottery

This ain't caveman days anymore.

Weaponry skills will be far more important

Yeah pretty much

Okay.

I don't mean to be the asshole

It's just true

I played Mario Kart Double Dash, I ain't scared.

I didn't think you were being an asshole.

Martial arts are still very useful though. Many robberies don't happen armed

I don't think you're an asshole, you're spot on.

But I'd still rather have a gun in every case

What's that meme about "Parry this", with the guy with the gun.

Lol

I will agree though that the truly effective martial arts lie in melee weapons training. Pugilism is effective but it's more for physical fitness.

Yeah I'd literally only take martial arts over a gun if I couldn't legally own a gun

I'm gonna boot up this Atari 2600 I found back here.

But at that point I'm just running

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 coolio

"Jesus christ! Run away, run away!" For those monty python fans out there. Lol

Hahaha

Yeah exactly

Camelot is a silly place.

I miss that movie. I need to download it.

I'd run away 90% of the time even with a gun on me

That's a great movie.

Running away is an underrated self defense technique lol

Assassin's Creed taught me smoke bombs and shit.

Lmao

Yeet on the robbers

Oh lol I found out that a guy at work is in an open marriage. However its open for both, the dude also is a musician.

Its some crazy shit

Those are actually pretty easy to make. I think i still have that book.. If not maybe i should buy it again. I forget the exact title but it was released by crimethinc the meme ass anarchist collective.

Smoke bombs?

Yeah

Open Marriage kinda defeats the purpose of marriage imo