I might shave my head if i ever get lice

Damn poor kitty

My kid brought lice home from school once. My ex caught them, and lost her shit.

Do you eat your shampoo with or without the peel

Made worse by the fact that I didn't get them, of course.

That’s awesome

Fuck I forgot to bring my conditioner 😭

Damn my hair is gonna kill me

LOL I never use conditioner.

Guys I don’t think I can make it a week without my conditioner 🥺

A week? Go get more.

Buy a little travel bottle.

Oh no

I have no money and I can’t drive 😭

I’m at my dads for thanksgiving

That's cool

He has nothing here

OH I FORGOT THE CLOSET

Guys guys guys

Hi max

Yesss

Hey

I found conditioner guys crisis averted 😌

Good😅

Corgi butt

Niice

Ohh random

It belongs in a doggy strip club

👀

Aw man that’s my greeting

Ouu I forgot were going on a hike in the near future

Ok

Take a hike

Drac

I wonder sometimes about people who get all excited by wiggling Corgi butts...

I can’t wait to collect random shinies from the woods

Sounds like fun drac

I’m going to find all the cool rocks and they will be mine

Take a hike

Pick me up a Bigfoot while you're out there, Drac.

Aight cool