Hahahaha I’ve been in therapy longer than I haven’t but the one thing that stopped me dying my hair is my law degree lmao

Pft nice

Ew law

I just look better with red hair 😭

I don’t think a vet degree will keep me from dying my hair but we’ll see

I'm going to die my hair white

I’m trying silver next I think

Or have my hair shaved

Or forest green

Or both

I did greyish silver and although lovely it is much effort

I always wanted to know what I would look like bald

Become the slytherin that test told me I was

Fucking disgusting that's what

Teddy Kennedy was a good man CMM

I think I would look sexy bald

I would look crackhead bald

I feel like in the politest way that men who are voluntarily bald look like convicts 💀

I agree

And I would rock it

My history teacher shaved his head bald bc he went salt and pepper at 30

I keep my hair cut short

Such a shame I love me a silver Fox 🥺

My dad is holding onto to his 80s rockstar hair as of yet ahahaha

I would slather bacon grease on my bald head

I got long hair I guess

That’s awesome

Or some shit to make it shiny

is that how they get it so shiny?

Gross chungus

Enough to make it reflect shit

It’s shoe polish im sure

Like this?

I wanna be able to hurt my enemies yes

Yesss

I swear shoe polish is black

Yes that

Yeah it is lmao

Maybe black people can use shoe polish

Exactly

I may be a psycho but I ain't racist