Back scratch was super effective

Yoo We all could use a back scratch fr

Go get a back scratcher

Lmao fine

I guess I can do it myself

Scratch my back and tell me how worthless I am 🥵

🥺

🥺 emoji is too gayy for me

Good thing I am homosexual

I’ve only seen freaky girls use it, most the time

Lmaoo

Homiesexual

That too of course

I’m listening to somebody to love and being sad bc idk if my marriage will work out 😭

We haven’t texted in like two days but whatever

I’ll just vibe w queen and rats ig

Speaking of rats they just did a really cute stretch yawn 🥺

that's what happens when you cheat on someone

I thought you were cooking Mongolian tonight with the rats...you weren’t supposed to sleep with them!

Lmfao

I hardly even know how this all works. Ask drac he’s into Mongolian food and sleeping with rats he’d be the one to ask

guys i accidentaly bought a turkey that serves 12-14 people and now the fbi is at my door

Use leftovers as an excuse.

I am surprised they are letting the store sell the big turkeys, like how they blocked off the non-essential items

i know lol

probably too late to stop them when they made the order

I’m vibing in a gc listening to music it’s great

I barely remember why I’m so sad haha jk I’m dying literally dying idk why he hasn’t texted me 🥺

Maybe I came on too strong 😔

You? No...

You're so quiet and reserved

That is so mean I’m going to cry

aww virtual hug

Don't cry life is good

🥺 thanks

Honestly ya got him out of your life cheap IMO now you know

True

The island of misfit toys

I’ll find someone eventually 😔

All I gots to do is a tiny little spell >:D

Indeed and lol