So the whole time on hold w the USAa people my dad and I made stupid jokes and dinosaur noises

I already knew that.

Did you know Ronin eats ramen

Ouu

A man of culture

Fun alternative facts

...I don't?

You do now

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LOL

Gunfrog.

You know what else

After cremation nobody notices if the leg is missing <:thinking:726878987837636698>

I'm actually really tired and hurting, but I can't frelling sleep.

So you harvest at the point of perfectly cooked and boom, nobody knows

Bad Drac! Spit it out! BAD kitty!

*Hiss*

It’s fine he’s been dead for like three days

Cats actually do that tho <:KEK:726877368601411624>

Our possums cleaned up last night.

They eat their owners if they die after a few days

The cats devoured the turkey, and the possums stole the bones.

Yep. I'm hoping mine do that.

I mean, if I croak, and they need food.

We had ham for thanksgiving instead of turkey

And then we made ham and bean soup w the bone

So did we. The turkey was freezerburned.

Damn

We ate ham, farm cats swarmed a turkey.

Looked like feeding a bunch of starved gremlins.

Lmao

That’s what my parents think when they decide to cook for their spawn

👀

Oh god

That’s ridiculous

Hilariously stupid

LOL Choose Debbie Does Dallas. I hear that one is famous.

Pick black panther <:KEK:726877368601411624>

...I like Drac's idea better.

Oof

I stg if I have to do some silly ass assignment like that during college I won’t