this is the false-ist statement 😂 i'm working while hiding away

#LoveIsLove

5,593 pages and apparently they had 2 hours to read it

Bull

i need that meme of the dude flipping through a THICCC books and blinking owlishly lol

or maybe congress has superpower aka speedreading?

The Declaration of Independence has one page. The Constitution has four. The relief bill should have 5 at the most not this nearly 6000 page bullshit

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I hear lawyers have to read a lot and laws change on a monthly basis, especially business laws

i'm amazed that it *reached* 6K pages???

Shows you how much shit they put in it

Yup

What are you studying Dr. Badass PhD

Or what do you have a doctorate in?

I don't have a real PhD lol

It's just part of my name

It's like when my older brother put PhD at the end of his name to make himself sound more official <:KEK:726877368601411624>

LOL

doctorate in badassness obviously

😉

He still doesn't like it when I bring it up to shame him <:KEK:726877368601411624>

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Why don’t Asian children believe in Santa?

||because they make the toys||

@mightytrump nice username

ooooohhh

Thanks, you should like the album my pfp is too

@Draconem_Dominus you think ur funny?

I think I’m hilarious, because being hot is not an option

Well that was pretty solid lol

That's the second time you have pulled that line today...

I know

I’m washed out ok

Max wasn’t there for it

*washed up <:troll_face:726878856585281557>

You shoulda just kept yo mouth shut and nobody would know

Nu uh

i don't understand what that means. :/

LOL

I’m not a piece of clothing

I’m a piece of trash washed up on the beach

Maybe maybe not