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My wife likes to talk to me after having sex. Just last night she called me from a motel

hol up

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_why's that the first thing I read_

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@keith_hit_job.txt welcome to the suck

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Any weebs here

I have nipples, can u milk me Focker?

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Lol

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The soy was strong with that one

Welcome, @DexDexter.

Indeed

Welcome, @Yeetur McBeetur.

It's been told his wife was in the other room with a chad

I wonder if she’s just as woke as him

the best part of being black? getting attacked by family for not swallowing the "whitey bad" narrative.

Plus u can dunk

Welcome, @Tosty.

jk I know not every black guy can dunk

@DexDexter for me the best part is not getting offended by dumb kids saying the n word and me not caring and white liberals being like “you of all people”

White liberals getting offended for you?

The best part about being white is that we're the blunt of all jokes and racist

@LoneWanderer101 🇺🇸 yeah man. They’re offended that I’m not offended

Imagine a white comedian tell racist jokes like black comedians

What a wonderful world that would be! I mean look at South Park

Yeah but they're "jews"

South Park pretty predicted this

Still “white jews” with privilege

Not all Jews are white

Not according to jews, they aren't white

They're jewish

I'm a weeb @Deleted User

both videos were "the founding fathers were racist so america sucks" and "cops arrest a black guy while the guy recording is autistically screeching about muh raysism", with no context as to why the arrest was being made

Jews really are racists, lol. They call us gentiles

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