the moon is made of blue cheese

@kyzercube lol, u watch too much tv

@Rat King No seriously, it's Helium-3

It's in vast abundance in lunar rock but practically non-existant
on Earth

i make helium 3 with my farts

Liar

@NeoGhost not u

@NeoGhost Yes, Rigel the 16th was my favorite Farscape character too 😛

lol

Welcome, @phil55.

The moon has 0 resource value

Welcome, <@!721953614389575681>.

@Rat King yeah umm, I just named one

so, yeah there's that.

Yeah, no... helium 3 isn't on the moon

Yeah it is.

@kyzercube you know he might be trolling you right?

@NocturneOfSolace I know 😛

okay just checking

i was worried

Hence the droll, short responses. Internet rule #14 😉

the moon has holes we can export

Yeah, no

like the holes themselves

take the hole

Who told u helium exists on the moon.

??

did you know the moon has an asshole

Wtf happened here

That actually reminds me of a joke a psychiatrist showed me. When in a convo in life and asked a yes or no question, respond by shaking your head up and down when saying " no ", and left and right when saying " yes " 🤣

@NeoGhost How else is it suppose to fart Helium-3?

duhh

@OffensiveTaco That's a pic of the far side of the Moon that we can't see on Earth. It has a massive crater.

Who told you helium exist on the moon?

I actually do a lot of amateur astronomy

LOL wait nvm

it's a pic of both the near and far side merged together

LOL

Yeah i waw wondering too

Was*

https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/moon-mars/a235/1283056/