Oh heck y’all type fast!

Imagine a nice guy with a fedora on that says make America great again

Actually I'm using voice to text on my phone so I'm cheating even though I do type fast

This half blind, nearly drunk backwoods girl trying to keep up!

Maga actually stands for my ass got aquitted lol

LOL good one

Bruh

I don't know who you're talking to but I am married

And I'm not gay

Just wait until I finish my whiskey

LOL

I’m not legal

Boi

I've done some things, no two ways about it- the mandarin

I don't know where to post this so i thought to do it here

Something people on my fb been posting

Not here

<#707691030748594292> ?

How fat

Yeah I think you post the stuff that we are talking about in here but if it's not on topic then whatever the mods say

Damn son

Isn’t this general?

Yes

What topics does general cover?

So it is but it isn’t?

Yes

Ah, that nearly explains everything!

Thanks <@722152971831345152>

No worries, I don’t have anywhere near enough water to flood the chat

Busting the local dam is an option

I can barely keep up, no worries here!

We range from politics to mushrooms

to tiki huts

Is texting under the influence forbidden?

Every now and then you'll see some turtles we well

How under the influence

i love refrigerators

While driving? Yes, here? Probably not

Not driving, just drinking

turtles kid is epicneth

you know you dont have to tell anyone youre drinking lol