If I was homeless I would live in a highway median

why

I think you don't stay homeless without a cascade of bad decisions that take a lot of determination to then pull out of.

Because it’s safe

My last rescue.

a highway median?

I've been homeless several times. That's not were I'd be.

Not many people travel on foot through a highway median

So it’s safe

Cars crash though.

what about the cars

*delurks* Marooned on a desert traffic island...

when you are homeless other homeless will prey on you and keep you down

Quite a lot. Lol.

Has to be thick enough

Ha

I’m talking about a THICC median

guildt you into giving up any donations

shame you for showering or saving

I think mentioned I hired a dude desperate for work at Lowe's last week.

How many trees do you think a car could take out before hitting you

In the median

25?

saw a snake in the other day just gettin some sun but he was in the middle of the road, had to slam on my brakes and he slithered away unharmed

Oh, they definitely will.

I agree about that one!

if you want to help, offer them food. if they turnit down they are not in need

I've never hit a deer. Nearly everyone I've known in my area has though. That's a bad car day. Deer will find a way to total your shit.

@DirtyBird There are places you can stay for up to 2 weeks out of the month if you're homeless so you can spend the daytime looking for work, like The Salvation Army or St. Vincent de Paul

Yeah, I almost hit a rat snake!!!! I didn't realize it was a snake!

I will never ever turn down food even today

We had to cut our trees back on the property line a few years ago because a drunk flew down our road, crossed the ditch, and obliterated the right side of his car against our tree.

I've actually had to do this a few times when I had no other option just to have a place to sleep so I could job hunt in the daytime and get back on my feet.

almost hit a buck couple evenings ago, the only car accidents ive been in have been hitting deer

@Captain Lunasea I now give people info about our local shelters. Been burned even with the food.

I would get a bed cover for my truck and live out of that

I have
...gently bumped a deer lol

in the median?

I think a median wouldn't have even slowed him down.

You'd be surprised how many people that don't have money invest in RV's for hard times