Message from @DemonCBR

Discord ID: 729595777948712990


2020-07-06 07:10:25 UTC  

it was a rapier sword

2020-07-06 07:10:25 UTC  

Or just don’t join the military, unless your a degenerate you’ll make more money and better life outside

2020-07-06 07:10:33 UTC  

and then it disappeared

2020-07-06 07:10:36 UTC  

Chair force

2020-07-06 07:10:36 UTC  

camp followers were tolerated to tamp down on the rapiness and the whole guys hooking up thing

2020-07-06 07:10:48 UTC  
2020-07-06 07:10:54 UTC  

according to my house mate..his station was on a base dealing with berthed ship repairs ...all the women on base were frisky as hell

2020-07-06 07:11:03 UTC  

the people most notorious for beinmg indiscriminate were, of course, pirates

2020-07-06 07:11:14 UTC  

cabin boys were picked for being pretty

2020-07-06 07:11:21 UTC  

JOHNNY DEPP AND HIS ONE TESTICLE

2020-07-06 07:11:23 UTC  

and everyone took turns

2020-07-06 07:11:25 UTC  

Ummm booty.... It was kinda ovb

2020-07-06 07:11:30 UTC  

heh

2020-07-06 07:11:30 UTC  

LMAO

2020-07-06 07:11:44 UTC  

Innuendos rationalize everything dont they? lmao

2020-07-06 07:11:49 UTC  

I’m an old soul, like 1700s should’ve been a pirate drinking rum and hookers

2020-07-06 07:12:14 UTC  

there was one pirate...forget which onee..who was famous for running the most "businesslike" of the ships

2020-07-06 07:12:32 UTC  

incredibly successful because they weren't constantly drunk, among other things

2020-07-06 07:12:37 UTC  

Lmao in todays age more then ever @Whitepilled_Templar. 😂😂

2020-07-06 07:12:41 UTC  

but one rule was, no boys on the ship

2020-07-06 07:13:08 UTC  

“Stepping on the ship makes you man”

2020-07-06 07:13:20 UTC  

Oh shit 💀

2020-07-06 07:13:34 UTC  

heh

2020-07-06 07:14:34 UTC  

Imagine if popeye was just a Peta campaign to go vegan.

2020-07-06 07:14:45 UTC  

Spinach = masculinity

2020-07-06 07:14:55 UTC  

Vegan propoganda

2020-07-06 07:14:57 UTC  

lmao

2020-07-06 07:15:14 UTC  

Wouldnt it be cropaganda

2020-07-06 07:15:17 UTC  

my husband is from China

2020-07-06 07:15:26 UTC  

he was raised on Chinese propaganda

2020-07-06 07:15:33 UTC  

@ragemani *laugh track*

2020-07-06 07:15:49 UTC  

80's laugh track 😂

2020-07-06 07:15:53 UTC  

he seriously thought that Popeye was really spinach propaganda and so it has to be terrible

2020-07-06 07:16:05 UTC  

so he avoided it for several years after coming to the country

2020-07-06 07:16:09 UTC  

Insert after every 2nd line

2020-07-06 07:16:13 UTC  

then he tried it and loved it

2020-07-06 07:16:21 UTC  

Fucking story time again?

2020-07-06 07:16:25 UTC  

🤦‍♂️

2020-07-06 07:16:28 UTC  

lol

2020-07-06 07:16:32 UTC  

Story time is the best time!

2020-07-06 07:16:39 UTC  

@[TDE] Smokie I WAS just about to say great story bro lmao