Message from @DemonCBR

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2020-07-06 07:21:08 UTC  

and then

2020-07-06 07:21:10 UTC  

AND THEN

2020-07-06 07:21:11 UTC  

Tyler’s dick extension?

2020-07-06 07:21:24 UTC  

it took me to the dirtiest hotel I've ever seen

2020-07-06 07:21:34 UTC  

Back to story time!

2020-07-06 07:21:36 UTC  

@DemonCBR Political metaphor award goes to DEMON CBR

2020-07-06 07:21:50 UTC  

isn't that what general TEXT chat is for

2020-07-06 07:21:54 UTC  

it used to be super nice, with a huge indoor putting area and pool and spa in an atrium

2020-07-06 07:21:58 UTC  

but that was long ago

2020-07-06 07:22:20 UTC  

Thank you Pepe le frog

2020-07-06 07:22:26 UTC  

the big problem was that it was bought by someone from a country with not so great hygiene standards

2020-07-06 07:22:26 UTC  

haha

2020-07-06 07:22:33 UTC  

this one was under remodeling, had like 2 stars but i figured it was 2 stars cuz of the remodeling

2020-07-06 07:22:36 UTC  

and it was just SO DIRTY

2020-07-06 07:22:42 UTC  

Most things age like fine wine.... Unless your pelosi then you age like milk

2020-07-06 07:23:01 UTC  

I'm just gonna make a "Story time with Sugar Goat" room

2020-07-06 07:23:04 UTC  

did you know that a socket plate can actually have a kind of stack of dust on it?

2020-07-06 07:23:11 UTC  

Like half an inch high?

2020-07-06 07:23:13 UTC  

lololol

2020-07-06 07:23:22 UTC  

come on! They're good stories!

2020-07-06 07:23:23 UTC  

Woh duuude that’s crazyyy

2020-07-06 07:23:31 UTC  

IF salt makes everything age well, just poor salt on the dust lmao.

2020-07-06 07:23:37 UTC  

the sheets made my skincrawl

2020-07-06 07:23:40 UTC  

Dust should age well.

2020-07-06 07:23:51 UTC  

I was flabbergasted lol

2020-07-06 07:23:57 UTC  

If thats the case, liberals these days will last forever

2020-07-06 07:24:05 UTC  

Flabbergasted πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2020-07-06 07:24:06 UTC  

Theyre so salty...

2020-07-06 07:24:16 UTC  

so after that, no more cheap hotel app

2020-07-06 07:24:17 UTC  

lol

2020-07-06 07:24:20 UTC  

reviews only

2020-07-06 07:24:23 UTC  

Thats a real knee slapper

2020-07-06 07:24:28 UTC  

Salt is a preservative πŸ˜‚

2020-07-06 07:24:33 UTC  

Exactly

2020-07-06 07:24:43 UTC  

Down here, salt is a way of life.

2020-07-06 07:24:50 UTC  

salt is the best

2020-07-06 07:24:57 UTC  

I oversalt everything

2020-07-06 07:25:04 UTC  

but not when I'm cooking for others

2020-07-06 07:25:04 UTC  

Ok. Here comes a salt story

2020-07-06 07:25:07 UTC  

HAH

2020-07-06 07:25:22 UTC  

This one time at band camp.....