Oh no jacking required just beating of some cheeks 😣😋

México.

I used a budget room app without issue like 3x

and then

AND THEN

Tyler’s dick extension?

it took me to the dirtiest hotel I've ever seen

Back to story time!

@DemonCBR Political metaphor award goes to DEMON CBR

isn't that what general TEXT chat is for

it used to be super nice, with a huge indoor putting area and pool and spa in an atrium

but that was long ago

Thank you Pepe le frog

the big problem was that it was bought by someone from a country with not so great hygiene standards

haha

this one was under remodeling, had like 2 stars but i figured it was 2 stars cuz of the remodeling

and it was just SO DIRTY

Most things age like fine wine.... Unless your pelosi then you age like milk

I'm just gonna make a "Story time with Sugar Goat" room

did you know that a socket plate can actually have a kind of stack of dust on it?

Like half an inch high?

lololol

come on! They're good stories!

Woh duuude that’s crazyyy

IF salt makes everything age well, just poor salt on the dust lmao.

the sheets made my skincrawl

Dust should age well.

I was flabbergasted lol

If thats the case, liberals these days will last forever

Flabbergasted 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Theyre so salty...

so after that, no more cheap hotel app

lol

reviews only

Thats a real knee slapper

Salt is a preservative 😂

Exactly

Down here, salt is a way of life.

salt is the best

I oversalt everything

but not when I'm cooking for others