We need more voices like him.

i bet if zed takes his hat off he has the same hair as Colin K

lol

My dad ate my fucking pizza

I’ve never been so disrespected

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i hate it when that happens

rip

Top 10 family betrayals

lmao mike

My sister ate the last piece of my own birthday cake last month

He even has his own pizza

But he still ate mine

eat his

mike have you visited <#724105019393179660> yet? i think Mittens should be there

o.O

Eating the last piece of your bd cake is a sin

No, because I’m not going to be rude

Well you're sister lol

Find toppings that everyone but you finds borderline obscene and eat that, then your pizza will always be safe.

make one of his pizza's and call him in the kitchen after its done and rub his nose in it and lay down the law

I like just pepperoni and cheese with black olives on mine

sounds like the fastest route to an ass beating LMAO

all i ahve to do is add jalapenos to my food and they avoid it

It's another reason why I'm vegan. No one touches my shit.

Jalapenos are good

I don’t understand why he couldn’t just eat his

hell yeah they are

We both had two slices, but he ate mine

he may not have known it was one of your pizza's

and a great theft deterrent also cuz nobody here likes jalapenos :)

There’s a big difference between sausage and 5 meat

or just didnt realise it

No he knew it was mine

God my aunt in Texas puts jalapenos on everything she eats

Wars have been claimed for less than that. Get your revenge. Avenge your pizza.

That's how it was with me and my mom she hates spicy food or bell peppers and mushrooms

He said “But you never eat your leftovers” which is super far from the truth

eat a salad with jalapenos? mmmm so good. get some olives, cheese, bacon, jalapenos and a splash of ranch

heres a question since were talking about food, what do you guys think about getting a burger, then putting a slice of pizza in it? literally open up the bun and put the slice of pizza on it. thoughts?

wtf