Message from @Aletro

Discord ID: 753395427323281430


2020-09-09 22:51:24 UTC  

A secretary 🤣🤣🤣 a high school dropout stripper could do that job.

2020-09-09 22:51:54 UTC  

wait, I misspoke - they are now administrative assistants. SOrry I don't want to trigger anyone.

2020-09-09 23:09:11 UTC  

So I was eating smoked salmon and I got a news alert in my phone saying that salmon now carries a strand of coronavirus

2020-09-09 23:10:05 UTC  

F

2020-09-09 23:11:02 UTC  

HE'S GOT THE COOF!

2020-09-09 23:11:08 UTC  

I don’t know what to do now

2020-09-09 23:11:28 UTC  

So am I now a covid zombie?

2020-09-09 23:11:38 UTC  

ehh idk do you have any existing problems

2020-09-09 23:11:43 UTC  

it's corona time

2020-09-09 23:12:28 UTC  

Yeah but mostly birth defects that my body has been able to handle let’s see only got one kidney and half of my large intestine but other than that I’m fine

2020-09-09 23:13:34 UTC  

that's a pog premonition hahaha

2020-09-09 23:19:47 UTC  

Vc is ded

2020-09-09 23:20:58 UTC  

Hello

2020-09-09 23:23:17 UTC  

I love the travis scott meal from mc donalds

2020-09-09 23:23:21 UTC  

😍

2020-09-09 23:24:12 UTC  

Go away

2020-09-09 23:24:13 UTC  

Percocet and benadryl?

2020-09-09 23:24:20 UTC  

pour it in sprite

2020-09-09 23:24:26 UTC  

Nom nom

2020-09-09 23:24:27 UTC  

you have the travis scott meal

2020-09-09 23:24:29 UTC  

Hello.

2020-09-09 23:24:43 UTC  

Hello

2020-09-09 23:25:01 UTC  

Olleh

2020-09-09 23:25:20 UTC  

man, you're so plump today

2020-09-09 23:25:29 UTC  

i could make a club sandwich witchu

2020-09-09 23:25:33 UTC  

Thank you😊

2020-09-09 23:25:39 UTC  

A THICC Tomato.

2020-09-09 23:25:42 UTC  

aye

2020-09-09 23:25:53 UTC  

Don’t make me blush

2020-09-09 23:25:54 UTC  

he's the perfect friend ... when you want a club sandwich

2020-09-09 23:26:04 UTC  

Yup

2020-09-09 23:26:05 UTC  

nah i'm juss playin' you always good, thicc

2020-09-09 23:26:12 UTC  

you one of the bois

2020-09-09 23:26:19 UTC  

<:salut:730846445732888630>

2020-09-09 23:26:21 UTC  

♂️

2020-09-09 23:26:22 UTC  

the T H I C C bois

2020-09-09 23:26:36 UTC  

We are

2020-09-09 23:26:46 UTC  

The BOIS

2020-09-09 23:26:52 UTC  

I do look scrumptious in my super hero getup

2020-09-09 23:27:02 UTC  

Yes sir