Message from @Karat

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2020-09-10 17:35:20 UTC  

What other is there?

2020-09-10 17:35:33 UTC  

I was thinking Twilight Zone.

2020-09-10 17:35:43 UTC  

oh

2020-09-10 17:35:46 UTC  

ya right

2020-09-10 17:35:49 UTC  

So when it came out, the woman I was dating had a friend that was visiting that was really *really* into the Twilight movies. She wanted to go see the last movie on opening night, and wanted to take my gf, who wanted me to go. So it's midnight, I just worked a long shift installing cable, and I was tired as hell and not exactly stoked to be there.

2020-09-10 17:36:53 UTC  

So we go into the movie, sit down, the movie starts, and the next thing I know, the credits are playing. I start looking around confused, like "why isn't anyone else reacting?" Well it turns out I fell asleep after the first two minutes and they couldn't wake me up, but I woke up literally about 2 seconds before end credits started rolling and didn't realize I'd been asleep.

2020-09-10 17:37:13 UTC  

bruh

2020-09-10 17:37:14 UTC  

So in other words - you didn't miss anything

2020-09-10 17:37:18 UTC  

Your mind saved you!

2020-09-10 17:37:25 UTC  

A few people were giving me dirty looks, which confused me at first, until they said that I had been snoring, and farting, quite loudly throughout the movie.

2020-09-10 17:37:33 UTC  

ROTFL

2020-09-10 17:37:34 UTC  

<:KEK:726877368601411624> <:KEK:726877368601411624> <:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-09-10 17:37:53 UTC  

You sure you didn't have a stroke?

2020-09-10 17:38:01 UTC  

Or ended up in a coma?

2020-09-10 17:38:17 UTC  

I mean my mind might have just shut off to preserve itself

2020-09-10 17:38:24 UTC  

probably right.

2020-09-10 17:38:29 UTC  

No neurons were lost that day.

2020-09-10 17:38:34 UTC  

My dad actually fell asleep during the first LOTR movie that he took me to

2020-09-10 17:38:37 UTC  

Multiple times

2020-09-10 17:38:55 UTC  

Only woke up during the battle sequences and then afterwards said he couldn't follow the story because everyone kept fighting all the time

2020-09-10 17:39:03 UTC  

What is your opinion on Israel?

2020-09-10 17:39:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707691030748594294/753670998779494464/image0.png

2020-09-10 17:39:30 UTC  

Indifferent

2020-09-10 17:39:33 UTC  

Reddit makes me lose brain cells

2020-09-10 17:39:35 UTC  

Not enough research

2020-09-10 17:39:40 UTC  

What movies have you seen the most in theatres - for me I would have to say the original first Star Wars - I saw it seven times.

2020-09-10 17:40:00 UTC  

Umm

2020-09-10 17:40:01 UTC  

reddit and twitter are the most cancerous places to hold a debate

2020-09-10 17:40:28 UTC  

> reddit and twitter are the most cancerous places to hold a debate
@Atari redditors think they arent normies LOL

2020-09-10 17:40:34 UTC  

> reddit and twitter are the most cancerous places to hold a debate
@Atari Debate - we don't need to stinkin debate

2020-09-10 17:40:36 UTC  

I don't go to theaters to see the same movie again, it got too expensive to do that frequently

2020-09-10 17:40:42 UTC  

they invented the term normies, and then become the normies

2020-09-10 17:40:43 UTC  

None. I only watched any movie ever once at the theatre.

2020-09-10 17:41:08 UTC  

> they invented the term normies, and then become the normies
@Atari I think it was 4chan

2020-09-10 17:41:22 UTC  

I like Reddit more than Instagram.

2020-09-10 17:41:34 UTC  

And they helped me a lot for my projects.

2020-09-10 17:41:40 UTC  

I am not a 4channer, I generally use telegram

2020-09-10 17:41:48 UTC  

4chan scares me.

2020-09-10 17:42:04 UTC  

As a kid, I loaded the main screen, and left.

2020-09-10 17:42:15 UTC  

Just in case.

2020-09-10 17:42:39 UTC  

haha