Now im drunk

She was my first and only car.

My truck is thicc

Cuz one of the latest arguments from liberals is that Mike Pence carried Trump

lol

> She was my first and only car.
@DishonoredRonin I just hope you're not being serious

Pence is great, but Trump is the main course

They're trying to drive a wedge.

I hate pence tbh

Trumps like the shake and pence is the cherry

I'm completely serious.

> I'm completely serious.
@DishonoredRonin
Im jelouse

I bought her in my 20's, just sold her a couple of years ago.

N o

I missed my chance to be a spooky driver

Wait are you 100 years old

|| i wasnt lying about the drunk part ||

LOL That's a 74 hearse. I'm older than that. I didn't buy her new.

Oh gosh I read the message wrong

I saw I bought it in the twenties

I'm so dumb

LOL No prob.

🤦

I'd still have her, but I couldn't stand to see her sit and fall apart.

I'm sure the hearste was a great conversation starter.

Imma go do what drunk goats do

Ttyl

I used to rent myself out as a driver for Halloween, and over the hill parties. Full reaper costume.

That's awesome

👆

Did you have someone jump out from the back of the car

Nah, but I had a pinewood coffin I used as a prop sometimes.

Yikes... that'll scare the crap out of trick or treaters. Lol

I mostly just drove her like a regular car. Work, store, etc.

Was Halloween the only time you could get a girlfriend?

Lol

Hey, I had her when I got married again.

Your personality is so awesome that she overlooked the car 😎

She hated the car. It hated her back.

So she won

LOL My dog, car, and house hated my ex. I think I was the only one stupid enough not to see it.