is there a way I could invest in us stocks from here?

i think with robinhood you can only invest in the US market ?

if we can even access it

robinhood? thats a new term

it's an investing app

ohh yeah, just found it

yeah its not available in Australia so i doubt its available for Peru

well, my country has some silly laws so it might be tbh

I've seen the ads for that on the internets and youtubes.

how do you know it is not available? are you not able to create an account or something?

If you can't get it then seems you will have to pay an agent

i learnt about it from the shekel show with ben shapiro

How awesome would it be if it was actually called "The Sheckel Show with Ben Shapiro"

everyones favourite podcast

The way they keepnit free though is that 1 they keep interest on cash balances and 2 they sell your trade data to bigger investors. They also take Robinhood Gold fees

Ben Shapiro's How to Make Jewgoldz

First, you implement a final solution...

if i could trade for free id gladly give them my terrible terrible trade data

well shit

Big Investor looking at trade data: "Who tf is this WGA guy and why is he such a goddamn retard!?"

should I fake my residential address? lmao
I better not do that, a 3 letter agency might break into my house if I do it

GG robinhood
damn it

now it isn't just everyone who's ever met me that can say that, also big investors

They don't even need to meet you anymore!

yeah i don't think using a vpn to download it would help, it'll probably cause issues getting the money to your account

i really doubt the fbi will break into your house in Peru though

The long and short of it is: "When playing with the stock market, make sure you follow every goddamn rule they have."

well, my only option then is to trade crypto

then I don't have to follow as many rules when buying stocks

Remember, all this trying to hide yourself basically signals to the feds that you're a criminal.

Australia nuked crypto trading, not that i'd do it anyway. Casinos have more lights i'd be better off there.

Right let the natives in on those goyim shekels as well

Undoubtedly because of the lack of traceability and control.

Though, I was under the impression the point of crypto was that it was traceable but not actually identifiable.

Still, the tax man is the strongest man.

i thought it was just so chinese millionaires could dodge communism

You'll get away with murder before you get away with tax evasion.

oh well, what else can you do besides go to live in the woods

You just need to get enough to invest that a financial advisor becomes feasible

Well, I'm still a young adult still in college, its kinda hard to get some cash without being exploited

Have you considered starting your own business?