Message from @moxyb
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Robinhood, no
It seems I can't buy stocks without paying any comissions
fuck
Paid brokers sweeten the deal with extra studies and shit. You can probably find atuff out using internet searches tho
I have to use an agent in Australia
because "oNlY aGenTs aRe AlLoweD tO buY sTocKs"
Bruh, I just said Robinhood is de wey
Stock broker has to make the purchase
Sounds like Peru is the same
Unless you dont have access to it
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is there a way I could invest in us stocks from here?
i think with robinhood you can only invest in the US market ?
if we can even access it
robinhood? thats a new term
it's an investing app
ohh yeah, just found it
yeah its not available in Australia so i doubt its available for Peru
well, my country has some silly laws so it might be tbh
I've seen the ads for that on the internets and youtubes.
If you can't get it then seems you will have to pay an agent
i learnt about it from the shekel show with ben shapiro
How awesome would it be if it was actually called "The Sheckel Show with Ben Shapiro"
everyones favourite podcast
The way they keepnit free though is that 1 they keep interest on cash balances and 2 they sell your trade data to bigger investors. They also take Robinhood Gold fees
Ben Shapiro's How to Make Jewgoldz
First, you implement a final solution...
if i could trade for free id gladly give them my terrible terrible trade data
well shit
Big Investor looking at trade data: "Who tf is this WGA guy and why is he such a goddamn retard!?"
should I fake my residential address? lmao
I better not do that, a 3 letter agency might break into my house if I do it
GG robinhood
damn it
now it isn't just everyone who's ever met me that can say that, also big investors
They don't even need to meet you anymore!
yeah i don't think using a vpn to download it would help, it'll probably cause issues getting the money to your account
i really doubt the fbi will break into your house in Peru though
The long and short of it is: "When playing with the stock market, make sure you follow every goddamn rule they have."
well, my only option then is to trade crypto
then I don't have to follow as many rules when buying stocks
Remember, all this trying to hide yourself basically signals to the feds that you're a criminal.